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A bit of a political thing today. Not the fraud, its about dear Elon, X and the AI edits today!

My dearest PM who no one likes, is grossly incompetent and about as good as a wet paper towel is using the latest controversy in an attempt to ban X in the uk... TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

Now I know thats BS, you know it, we all know it.

After all if everyone was clapping for him like seals he wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Now as much as I think Elon has been a net positive, he does seem to be 'a very smart, dumb person'... you know the type. Can work out a bunch of stuff but say incredibly stupid things.

Now it is claimed he has said he has no intention of stopping the AI lewdpocalypse... and of course the media has ran with it...

But you do less than 5 mins of research and you find out restrictions have been put in place (not just monetisation) on various versions of grok, some free, some paid.

Now if you have any tech literacy what so ever you know fixing software can be a lengthly process for even a phone app. Meaning find the bug, create the fix, test the fix, roll out the fix.

And for code bro's I'm sure you know the pain of diving into someone elses code.

What does this mean? No quick fix. No huge amount of man power.

And as usual when children are mentioned people go feral. Its why they use it.

Today we see evidence that people will take someones word over their actions, even when contradictory.

They will expect instant fixes for complex technology.

And they will believe absolutely anything.

You never had someone say one thing and another happens before?

Words mean nothing unless action backs them up.

If the problem gets fixed, then banning X isn't necessary (although we know what the 'problem' is)

The people really are genuinely retarded...

Also has the government not realised banning shit on the internet means nothing because there are a million and one ways to get round these things?

Le sigh...

Edit: our PM just blocked a ban on first cousin marriage... we are gonna become not just 'Londonstan' but Temu alabama... we are so utterly cooked...

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Yes, you're seeing this correctly and @BlabberingC is indeed shoving her nuts in Kay's mouth. She does so much worse in this track though.

...And the video? "Maaaaan! Son, son son! Letmetellyousomething!" IYKYK

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As promised...

After this, there should be no question as to why Melee K dominated so hard. These girls just didn't know who they were messing with.

Unfortunately, the Futa allegations won't be dying anytime soon.

Enjoy, Normies™! I worked incredibly hard on this one, and I think you'll all like it. This is easily my best work yet.

Also: Normally I don't call people out in here, but @AnDoRaY_OoLtAy, I need you to weigh in, bud!

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Blabs at Buc-ee’s
A Love Story in Pulled Pork and Pecan Dreams

We never meant for today to turn into a full-blown pilgrimage. Originally, we planned a livestream. Buc-ee’s would be the backdrop — oversized snacks, perfectly arranged brisket burritos, and the distinct scent of gasoline and nostalgia in the air. But, somewhere between idea and execution, we said “nah.”

Instead, we lived it.

Before we even stepped through Buc-ee’s automatic doors, we were greeted by a fan — a small but energizing reminder that what we do matters to people. And then, with the kind of anticipation you normally reserve for concerts or Christmas mornings, Blabs declared her one true goal: eat.

The Quest for Meat (and Meaning)

Blabs, already vibrating with excitement, stood before the sandwich counter like a worshipper at an altar. Her hands jazzed, clasped, fluttered, pointed. The Big Buckin’ Brisket Sandwich was tempting, but the Carolina Pulled Pork stole her soul. She literally hugged the sign.

“Ohhh, maybe I’ll get both,” she mused. “I’m getting fat-ass today.”

A bold declaration. A Buc-ee’s declaration.

She danced toward the bakery. Oatmeal raisin cookies, massive cinnamon rolls, muffins the size of small dogs — she surveyed them all like a war general planning a sweet invasion. Meanwhile, I was struggling with my own indecision. Chicken and fries? A burrito? Brisket? Cheesesteak? It was a battlefield of carbs and smoked meats.

Eventually, I landed on the pulled pork. Blabs did too. And just like that, we made our way out to the car — two champions, two sandwiches, no napkins.

The Sandwich Seen ‘Round the World

We forgot drinks. That was mistake number one. Mistake number two was thinking I’d get the first bite in before Blabs.

Because by the time I opened my sandwich wrapper, she was halfway done. I've never seen anyone eat a barbecue sandwich with such speed, such joy, such… grace? Is that the word? Probably not. But impressive? Hell yes.

She danced with every bite. She hoovered. She transcended. “It’s so freaking good, bro,” she managed between mouthfuls.

It wasn’t just eating. It was a performance.

When the last bite vanished, she leaned back, fully satisfied, glowing like someone who just achieved true peace. Ten out of ten. Would eat again. Probably twice today.

Meanwhile, I was still on bite one.

Return to Buc-ee’s: The Reckoning

But we weren’t done. Oh no. You can’t just leave Buc-ee’s after one round. We went back in, like hobbits returning to Mordor — except instead of a cursed ring, we were chasing pecans and Rice Krispie Treats.

Blabs wandered through the store like she was in a trance. Candies. Drinks. Nuts. Bakery goods. That glazed pecan display practically called to her by name. She considered everything and then some: peppered turkey strips, oatmeal raisin cookies (again), fudge, Rice Krispie Treats the size of VHS tapes. She caved. She grabbed a cart.

Women be shopping. Yes, even at Buc-ee’s.

There was a moment of existential crisis near the fudge. A penny press nearly brought her to tears of joy. She packed pennies. This was not her first Buc-ee’s rodeo.

At one point, we passed a teenage influencer loudly proclaiming to his 12 followers, “THIS is Buc-ee’s.” Blabs side-eyed him while gripping her peppered turkey like a survivalist. She wasn’t here to post. She was here to consume.

Farewell to the Temple of Snacks

At checkout, the final damage: $39.16. Worth every penny.

She debated adding more beaver nuggets but showed rare restraint. As we walked out, the Texas heat hit like a wave, and the sadness set in. The doors whooshed shut behind her — the gates of Valhalla, closing. There was a look in her eyes. The look of someone who’d found love… and had to leave it behind.

In her bag: one brisket burrito, to be savored across the next few nights like a squirrel rationing acorns. In her heart: memories of pulled pork perfection.

And maybe — just maybe — we bring the King of the Couch crew here next time. An army of content creators, united under the Buc-ee’s banner, battling it out, fueled by brisket and joy.

Until then, we live with the memory. And Blabs? She’ll dream of that sandwich.

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