So the "5 somethings" I did Saturday night were new intros for Side Scrollers. I talked to Craig through X about another thing he's planning, and let him take a look since I had his ear.
Craig is going in a different direction with the new intro, but he did say he may use some of my clips. Since my intros won't be used for the show, I'll make a few of them Public through my YouTube and Rumble channels. I think you'll all like Version 3; that one was my favorite.
Also, I'll be starting work on a new song and video, that I hope to have done and ready by mid-January. I'm trying to do at least one video a month. Maybe I'll do a "Teaser" or something for Christmas. No promises though. (I certainly haven't made something like that before.) This stuff doesn't usually come to me in the right order anyway.
Normally I don't start seeing the video before I listen to the song a few dozen times, but in this case, I have only 75% of the song written, but already have a few scenes planned already for the video.
With so many of you encouraging me, I don't want to disappoint, plus, it gives me all kinds of new opportunities to improve my craft. I'm still extremely "green" at all of this. Thanks again for your support!
Lastly: Regarding the Craig project. I'm not going to say ANYTHING about it, but it sounds really awesome. And while I don't have the AI experience he needs, but some of YOU might. Talk to Craig anyway you can, he says he wanted to look within the community first before looking for help outside.
I don't know about y'all, but that sure sounds like a goal worth getting, yeah? Happy Holidays, Normies™!
We can't show this anywhere else on the internet but here. Enjoy.
As promised...
After this, there should be no question as to why Melee K dominated so hard. These girls just didn't know who they were messing with.
Unfortunately, the Futa allegations won't be dying anytime soon.
Enjoy, Normies™! I worked incredibly hard on this one, and I think you'll all like it. This is easily my best work yet.
Also: Normally I don't call people out in here, but @AnDoRaY_OoLtAy, I need you to weigh in, bud!
This is last one from My Cyber-witch story,There probably will be one on two more before goring going back to the start again
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We never meant for today to turn into a full-blown pilgrimage. Originally, we planned a livestream. Buc-ee’s would be the backdrop — oversized snacks, perfectly arranged brisket burritos, and the distinct scent of gasoline and nostalgia in the air. But, somewhere between idea and execution, we said “nah.”
Instead, we lived it.
Before we even stepped through Buc-ee’s automatic doors, we were greeted by a fan — a small but energizing reminder that what we do matters to people. And then, with the kind of anticipation you normally reserve for concerts or Christmas mornings, Blabs declared her one true goal: eat.
Blabs, already vibrating with excitement, stood before the sandwich counter like a worshipper at an altar. Her hands jazzed, clasped, fluttered, pointed. The Big Buckin’ Brisket Sandwich was tempting, but the Carolina Pulled Pork stole her soul. She literally hugged the sign.
“Ohhh, maybe I’ll get both,” she mused. “I’m getting fat-ass today.”
A bold declaration. A Buc-ee’s declaration.
She danced toward the bakery. Oatmeal raisin cookies, massive cinnamon rolls, muffins the size of small dogs — she surveyed them all like a war general planning a sweet invasion. Meanwhile, I was struggling with my own indecision. Chicken and fries? A burrito? Brisket? Cheesesteak? It was a battlefield of carbs and smoked meats.
Eventually, I landed on the pulled pork. Blabs did too. And just like that, we made our way out to the car — two champions, two sandwiches, no napkins.
We forgot drinks. That was mistake number one. Mistake number two was thinking I’d get the first bite in before Blabs.
Because by the time I opened my sandwich wrapper, she was halfway done. I've never seen anyone eat a barbecue sandwich with such speed, such joy, such… grace? Is that the word? Probably not. But impressive? Hell yes.
She danced with every bite. She hoovered. She transcended. “It’s so freaking good, bro,” she managed between mouthfuls.
It wasn’t just eating. It was a performance.
When the last bite vanished, she leaned back, fully satisfied, glowing like someone who just achieved true peace. Ten out of ten. Would eat again. Probably twice today.
Meanwhile, I was still on bite one.
But we weren’t done. Oh no. You can’t just leave Buc-ee’s after one round. We went back in, like hobbits returning to Mordor — except instead of a cursed ring, we were chasing pecans and Rice Krispie Treats.
Blabs wandered through the store like she was in a trance. Candies. Drinks. Nuts. Bakery goods. That glazed pecan display practically called to her by name. She considered everything and then some: peppered turkey strips, oatmeal raisin cookies (again), fudge, Rice Krispie Treats the size of VHS tapes. She caved. She grabbed a cart.
Women be shopping. Yes, even at Buc-ee’s.
There was a moment of existential crisis near the fudge. A penny press nearly brought her to tears of joy. She packed pennies. This was not her first Buc-ee’s rodeo.
At one point, we passed a teenage influencer loudly proclaiming to his 12 followers, “THIS is Buc-ee’s.” Blabs side-eyed him while gripping her peppered turkey like a survivalist. She wasn’t here to post. She was here to consume.
At checkout, the final damage: $39.16. Worth every penny.
She debated adding more beaver nuggets but showed rare restraint. As we walked out, the Texas heat hit like a wave, and the sadness set in. The doors whooshed shut behind her — the gates of Valhalla, closing. There was a look in her eyes. The look of someone who’d found love… and had to leave it behind.
In her bag: one brisket burrito, to be savored across the next few nights like a squirrel rationing acorns. In her heart: memories of pulled pork perfection.
And maybe — just maybe — we bring the King of the Couch crew here next time. An army of content creators, united under the Buc-ee’s banner, battling it out, fueled by brisket and joy.
Until then, we live with the memory. And Blabs? She’ll dream of that sandwich.
